Episode 9: Ooh, Ooo, Itchy Woman
On a class camping trip, Miley and Lilly are forced to spend the night with Amber and Ashley. Oliver has to spend the trip with a boy named Donny, who loves to make fun of Oliver. The kids teacher, Mr. Picker, could care less what happens on the trip and stays out of the kids problems most of the time. That’s until Miley builds a tent and Amber and Ashley take credit for it because Miley is too busy keeping Oliver and Donny from killing one another. So Miley becomes angered and seeks revenge, even though her dad reminded her that “if you lay down with the dogs, your gonna end up with fleas.” In other words, if you sink to the bad person;s level, you will be payed back in the same way. So Miley and Lilly scam Amber and Ashley into thinking they’re being attacked by an animal, which is actually Oliver just making sounds outside the tent to help convince them. Amber and Ashley are so frightened they run into a nearby Port-a-Potty occupied by Donny. The over-occupied Port-a-Potty tips over and Miley, Lilly, and Oliver think that they have conquered their bullies. That is, until, at a TV interview, Oliver calls Miley to tell her that they had come in contact with poison oak. During the interview, Miley quickly creates a scratch dance so Lilly can itch her back with as much normalcy as possible. Instead, they just embarrass themselves more. Meanwhile, Jackson and Robbie deal with a mischievous mouse named Linda. First, Robbie tries catching it with his cheese-baited traps. Then, Jackson tries catching it with 241 mouse traps. The only problem is that Jackson blocks himself in with the mouse traps and when he tries to move away from them by jumping the counter, he falls over and lands on the mouse traps. In one of Robbie’s last tries, he finds Linda has made her way into the piano. The Stewart men discover that Linda the mouse has a musical talent. It comes in handy when Miley chases Jackson.
