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We start out with Raven at work where Donna Cobanna is complaining that Tiffany is out sick, and she was supposed to go with her to Boston for a photo shoot for her up and coming fashion catalog.Raven has a vision the catalog will succeed so she believes she can fill in for Tiffany. So Raven tries to get Miss Donna’s attention, but she doesn’t see her. After she’s exhausted herself Donna gets an idea that Raven can take Tiffany’s place, so Raven lets out one of her signature screams. But before everything can beging Donna has to make sure Raven knows how to use a secretec to make all the plans. Raven of course uses a white lie, and tells Donna she knows how to use it like a pro. She needs to set up rooms for herself and Miss Donna. Also she needs to book a flight for the photographer Pistache that is coming out of seclusion for the shoot, with the boys.
Coming in after commercial we see Raven enter the Tipton and approach Mr. Moseby’s desk. She wants to make sure she got everything right on the Secre Tech before Miss Donna shows up. She checks on both her room and Donna’s and everything is set with them. Until she checks on the photographer Pistache and “the boys”, Juan and Kevelt, and learns that she sent them to the Tipton in Milan. She of course is freaking out.
She goes to sit down to try and come up with a plan to get Pistache and the boys to Boston. When she has a vision of Tyler Sparks a popular actress triping and falling over as Zack and Cody watch on. She then comes out of it and Zack and Cody are standing there and Raven tells them to put out their arms. They ask why and she tells them to just do it, so they do. Then Tyler the one whom they wanted to meet in the first place falls in their arms. She of course is happy that they caught her, and she thanks them with a kiss on the cheek, but Zack freaks her out by sniffing her hair so she leaves. Then they introduce themselves to Raven and ask how she knew it would happen. She tells them,”Don’t y’all watch the news? There’s been a rash of…of falling stars lately.”
As their talking Miss Donna enters along with a camera man and reporter who’s there to film the elusive Pistache. Miss Donna goes to Raven to check on Pistache’s arrival. Again with another white lie she tells Donna, Pistache is in her room. Then she asks about the boys…Raven was about to say something when she sees Zack and Cody skate by, and asks Donna if she knows what the boys look like. Miss Donna doesn’t know so Raven tells her that their there. Back on camera Donna receives a message that Pistache is in Milan, and she sort of screams “Milan”, but the camera man is still taping her so she tries to calm down.
Raven talks Zack and Cody into playing the part of the boys, and pretend they don’t speak any English. She will take the part of Pistache. Raven as Pistache introduces “the boys” to the reporter, but tells her they only speak to her. So she starts giving orders like she’s taking pictures until the reporter asks her where the camera is. She then gets the idea to go to the candy counter and get a disposable camera.
While Raven/Pistache is at the candy counter in walks another Pistache, but this time it’s Miss Donna. She goes over to the reporter, and she of course is confused. The reporter asks Miss Donna/Pistache who she is, and of course she is Pistache…the famous photographer. Then Raven/Pistache returns and starts taking pictures, but that is short lived. The reporter points to Miss Donna/Pistache, and asks what’s going on.
Both are surprised and Miss Donna pulls Raven to the side and asks her what’s going on. She tells Miss Donna she’s trying to save both their butts. Miss Donna states she doesn’t care about Raven’s butt, only hers. Donna asks Raven what happened with the real Pistache, and she tells her she doesn’t really know how to use a secretec. Miss Donna is of course upset, and she ends up firing Raven.
Then in walks the real Pistache as they’re bickering, and she asks who they are and what’s going on. Miss Donna goes up to her and introduces herself. She tells them they are honoring her by dressing up like her. Pistache is like of course because she’s just great, and who wouldn’t want to be like her. Then she goes over to Zack and Cody and exclaims that these are not the boys. Raven tells her that there was a problem with the flight and their not here. But Pistache sees something in Zack and Cody and decides that they will work for the photo shoot. She tells the boys to turn until their backs are facing her, and she starts taking pictures. Zack exclaims that she can’t even see their faces, and she says that’s her vision. So everyone is happy and Miss Donna gives Raven her job back, and Pistache says,”Now we dance.” So they all start dancing.
We come back at the end of the show with Raven and Miss Donna looking at the pictures by Pistache in a magazine. Miss Donna is exstatic that the pictures came out so good and her boys line was a hit, and Raven whispers to herself that she knew it would be.
We enter the Tipton hotel again with Raven comming off the elevator with all of her luggage. She goes over to Mr. Moseby’s desk to see on her flight. He tells her she is all set that she is all set to leave tommorrow, but Raven argues that it’s today. But sadly Mr. Mosby tells her that her flight was set for tommorrow, and Raven is upset at the Secre Tech. She thought she had it figured out, but now it’s made her late getting back to San Fransisco. Now she’s stuck at the hotel until tommorrow, so she hops on a luggage cart and heads back to her room upset as Mr. Mosby looks on.
Raven is now back in the lobby talking to Zack and Cody about the suprise party their throwing for Carey. Then Raven has a vision that one of the twins is going to be hit by something at the party. When she comes out of it Zack and Cody ask about the wierd look on her face, and she tries to deny a wierd look. But Raven decides to tell them to watch out for a bell and a sneeze as she’s looking directly at Cody. He asks why she’s looking at him, and she turns to Zack and asks him if he wears sweater vests, to which he replys no, and she looks at Cody. Now he’s all paranoid about a sneeze and a bell, and doesn’t know what to do.
While Cody’s off being paranoid Raven is making friends with Maddie. Raven learns Maddie is good friends with London Tipton, and Raven believes London should wear some of her designs to get her noticed. So Maddie agrees and shows London some of Raven’s designs. London refuses to wear the clothes because Raven isn’t a famous designer.
Well Maddie is now upset that London is such a designer snob, so she comes up with a plan which happens to involve Estaban. While London is out on a shopping trip in Paris, Maddie and Estaban sneak into London’s Suite to put one of Raven’s dresses in there. Maddie switches the tag from one of London’s Vitali originals and places it on Raven’s dress. Then unexpectidly London shows back up early because her plans were canceled. Now Maddie and Estaban try to hide. Maddie on a chair under a blanket and Estaban behind a cardboard cutout of London’s face, and a dress. The talking mirror exclaims that he looks good, and he’s admiring himself in the mirror until Maddie grabs him and drags him out of the room before London comes in.
Then we go to Zack and Cody’s room where Carey is looking for the boys, as she goes towards their room she trips, and we hear Cody apologizing. He was hiding behind the couch with his blanky. She tells him she’s leaving for work, but for him to come out from behind the couch. After she leaves he goes back to hiding when Zack comes out to look for him,and he trips as well. Both Cody and Zack come from behind the couch, and Zack tries to convince Cody nothing is going to happen, and that he needs to go to the party. He doesn’t believe him, so Zack offers to wear Cody’s sweater vest, and Cody can wear one of his shirts.
At the party Cody is obviously nervous, but Zack is confident nothing will happen. We see Arwin wrapping Carey’s present, as someone points out she’s comming so they all hide. When she comes in they all yell suprise, but it turns out to be Raven who’s suprised to see them. Of course their all mad because it wasn’t Carey, so they go back to talking. Raven goes to Maddie asking her how London liked the dress. Maddie lies and tells her that London loved it. Then they all have to hide again because Carey’s comming. Then they all jump out again, but this time it’s Mr. Mosby. Then Raven points out that they don’t really know how to throw a party.
Then Carey walks in as everyone is talking. She asks Arwin what’s going on as he tells her, ” It’s a birthday party for Care…suprise!” Then everyone else yells suprise. Carey starts crying as Maddie wheels out the birthday cake. Zack thinking it was a bad idea blames it all on Cody, but Carey explains it’s just because she’s happy, not sad. Then she blows out all the candles.
Arwin wants to be the first one to give his present to Carey. She says, “Oh, you shouldn’t have.” as she’s tearing off the paper. It’s a robot, and she tries to act happy. Then he tells her it can babysit,while she does other things, like date. So he tests it out for her, but it starts going crazy…in the backround we hear Arwin sneeze, then Mr. Mosby’s phone goes off. We then see it chasing Zack and as he dodges it he falls face first into the cake. Cody is happy because nothing happened to him, but of course Zack is upset.
Then we see London after the party comming off the elevator wearing Raven’s design, not knowing it! London tells the reporters it’s a Vitali original.Raven corrects her saying it’s her design. London dissproves that by showing her the label. Maddie confesses and tells the truth to London and Raven how she changed the labels. London hates the dressnow that it’s not designed by someone famous.
That’s when Hannah Montana walks into the lobby. Zack and Cody freak out when they see her. She then tastes some of the cake on Zack’s vest, saying that vanilla’s her favorite.
Maddie and Raven in turn freak out when they see her too because they love her! We find out that Hannah and London are friends after she sang at her birthday party last year. We also learn she was never paid for that.
When Hannah sees Raven’s design on London, she tells them that she loves the design, and wants Raven to design her the same dress. Now London loves the dress because Hannah wants it, but London refuses to give it to her, so London runs off.
Hannah chases her, but her rings gets stuck on the dress, and London and Hannah run off screen. Raven and Maddie cheer because London and Hannah are fighting over the dress, but they hear a rip, and Raven and Maddie run off to get the dress. The screen fades to a commercial.

We tune back into Hannah in her room at the Tipton trying to get her suitcase to close, when her dad walks in. She tries to get him to help her, by asking him if she can put some of her stuff in his suitcase, but he refuses to. Enter Roxy to tell Hannah that someone claming to be Maddie from the candy counter is here to see her. Maddie comes in to thank Hannah for giving her tickets to her concert. While in there Hannah asks Maddie to sit on her suitcase while she tries to close it. While sitting on it Maddie is excited to go tell her friends she got to sit on Hannah Montana’s suitcase, when Robbie starts singing in the other room. She recognises the singing because of her mother. Her mother used to listen to him, and refer to him as the honky-tonk heart throb. She tells Hannah she remembers he had a couple of top 10 hits, but Robbie walks in and corrects her that he had three number one songs, two number five’s and music video of the year “But who’s counting!”. Maddie exclaims that her mother thought he was dead, but she’d be happy to hear he’s still alive.
Robbie helps the girls finish closing the suitcase as Maddie asks him some questions. She asks him if he misses singing, and he replies he does a little. She wonders why he gave up on such a good career, and he says he’s busy with Hannah’s career now. Then hee goes to pick up the rest of the suitcases, Maddie says to Hannah that she could live with herself if she was the one keeping Robbie from making a comeback, then she says goodbye and makes her exit. Hannah is left wondering if she’s really holding her father back from his career. Then we fade to the opening credits.
Back at home, Miley, Lilly and Jackson look at some of Robbie’s old stuff from his career, like records and pictures. Lilly exclaims that Robbie was pretty cool before Miley, but before herself, her father was an accountant. Miley tries to explain the look on her dad’s face after what Maddie had said. Miley knows he’ll deny it, but he does miss being on stage. As she’s doing so, Jackson finds a tape of Robbiepalooza, and they begin to watch it.
Lilly points out the talent in the Stuart family with both Miley and Robbie being singers. Then she asks what’s Jackson’s talent, and he explains with armpit noises, and ones he can do behind his knees.
Robbie walks in and sees the tape. Lilly asks what happened because he used to be great, but realises what she says, and asks him why he stopped. He explains he had to take care of Jackson and Miley. Miley explains they don’t need to be taken care of so much, and he should go back on the road.
Robbie doesn’t think he can because it was over 10 years ago and no one would pay to see him, as the doorbell rings. He goes to answer it and it’s his old manager, Marty Klein. Marty comes in and the others pretend to be suprised. He tells Robbie he hasn’t changed, and acts like he hasn’t talked to Miley in years, but Robbie knows better. He tells Marty to drop the act because he knows the kids called him. He’s happy because he’s a bad liar. Marty continues on and tells Robbie he found him a gig at the Road House in San Diego for a week, and explains he only left because of the kids, and now their older.
Miley wants him to take the job, but Robbie’s very hesitant, and she doesn’t know why. However, Robbie does agree to think about it. Later that day, Miley goes to talk to her father about why he’s keeping his talent from the rest of the world. Robbie says even if he agrees, what is he going to do with her and Jackson.
Jackson comes in with hot triplets and explains they’ll take care of him and Miley. The three recognise Robbie and are excited to meet him, but Robbie still says no. So Jackson offers to take them boogy boarding, and they head off. But Miley had a back up plan, and in walks Roxy saying she’ll watch the kids.
Robbie agrees and heads off to San Diego, telling the kids they can come see him at his last show. They wish him luck and he’s off. Both Jackson and Miley then are about to leave to their friends when Roxy stops them, and tells them they aren’t going anywhere. Now that their father left her in charge that their not going to leave her sight, and she means it.
Roxy makes all three of them sleep on the pull out couch together so she can make sure they don’t sneak out. They try to get out of bed when it looks like she’s asleep, but she pulls them back in.She tells them though her eyes are closed her mind is on red alert.
In the morning their woken up by the blaring trumpet Roxy is playing. She has planned a run on the beach, then some yoga.
Miley is now out with Oliver and is talking to him about the bad night with Roxy. He tells her to tell Roxy to lighten up, but Miley doesn’t want to upset her because she’d tell her dad. Then he’d come back home, and she’d ruin his dream all over again. Miley doesn’t want Roxy to hear so she is whispering to Oliver. He asks why so she shows him. She tells him to hit her with a rolled up magazine. He doesn’t want to hurt her, but she says he won’t and tells him to do it. Right before it hits her he’s tackled to the ground by Roxy,and Miley exclaims, that’s why she was whispering.
Back at the house, Jackson wants to go to the movies with friends, but Roxy says not without her and Miley. Both Miley and Jackson try to convince Roxy to let him go alone, but it was a no go. So Jackson’s friend leave after the argument and he’s mad.
The next day during Yoga Roxy leaves to get some accupuncture needles, and Jackson decides to leave. He’s going to bring their father back, but Miley tries to convince him not to, but he won’t hear it. So Miley goes to Roxy and tells her what happened. They both go after him to San Diego. When they make it there Jackson’s waiting off stage. Miley asks him if he’d told Robbie yet, but he says he’s waiting for him to get off stage.
Both Miley and Jackson realise how good Robbie is and how happy he seems. When Robbie comes backstage he sees them and asks if everything is ok. Jackson was going to tell him, but changed his mind and said they couldn’t wait till the end of the week to see him. Marty then comes back telling them he got Robbie a gig playing for Toby Keith. Miley tries to act supportive, but Robbie sees through it.
Miley runs off crying but Robbie catches up to her to talk. She wants him to be happy and she knows singing makes him happy, but he says he won’t go if she doesn’t want him to. But she doesn’t want to be the cause again for him not following his dream. Robbie tells her that her and Jackson make him happy, and he didn’t stop singing because he had to but that he wanted to.
Everyone is now happy with the decisions made as their hanging out by the stage, and in walks Maddie. She yells to her mother that Robbie Ray is still here…they didn’t miss him. She tries to run over to him, but is stopped by Roxy, and Maddie runs away screaming with Roxy behind her.
Then at the end of the show we see Robbie and Miley with their guitars and mullet wigs singing his song, “I want my mullet back.” Then we see Jackson on stage as well with a mullet wig on accompanying him with his armpit and knee noises as we fade to black.